And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Monday night countdown night on the eve of Election Armageddon, so named because when the President wins re-election the Dems are gonna go thermonuclear in every direction at once, and that'll be some political climate change for sure, but worry not, for after all their smoke and mirrors clears, the brunt of all that gale force fury will be progressive Dems declaring war on moderate Dems, and one's tempted to say to hell with both of Dem, but that would be a terrible sentiment, and even worse pun, so to all who love this country keep it simple and vote, and vote early, but not often, because lying, cheating, and stealing is the way of losers, and we all know that our President represents winning, winning, and winning some more."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).