And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with Justice Amy Coney Barrett, The Angelic ACB (previously and proudly coined right here), and the confirmation by fire that began today but never devolved into Salem, so expect her in the crucible tomorrow, the Dems bent on weakening her impeccable goodness while strengthening their argument for court packing, and Dems, good luck with that, for if you believe in God you know that timing is everything, and if you don't believe in God, you know nothing."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).