And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight continuing with connections, and the strange saga of former First Lady Michelle Obama, maybe the most ungrateful person on Earth, and that list is unfortunately long, as was her 24 minute grievance video today and its usual lowlights, the country is terrible, its people terrible, led by a racist who is terrible, 'and thinks he can hide his white supremacy by tanning his skin orange,' words we put into her mouth, and we recommend her video not be watched out of respect for our country, but do consider the timing on the eve of a vice presidential debate in which the country will be introduced to the female Obama, and to which Joe Biden still wonders out loud, 'I thought Michelle was the female Obama.'"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).