And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with The Debate, much ballyhooed and delivering huge if you tuned in for some verbal sparring, in this case between the President and Chris Wallace, but you could certainly see why Joe Biden has been in politics for 47 years, he can certainly bring the BS, and while the President never cracked a smile, Joe was laughing that goofy laugh all night long, yet had the audacity to call the President 'a clown,' right after the President had just run a three ring circle around not so speedy Joe, and yet, the true beauty of the night was that the President was a better debater than Joe Biden, and a better moderator than Chris Wallace."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).