And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight preparing for The Debate, which could easily be a pay-per-view mega-event, watched by many and remembered by all, except maybe Joe Biden, who's already frail mind is sure to be overtaxed by whatever juice they shoot him up with, and we can only hope moderator Chris Wallace's ice-breaking question is, 'Candidate Biden, did you inject cocaine before this debate, and are you a junkie,' and we can only wonder who will have more fun: Chris Wallace asking hardball questions, the President knockin' 'em outta the park, or speedy Joe Biden, playing dodgeball."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).