And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Sunday night as we often do, with reverence and simplicity, for God knows the rest of the week is complicated enough, and tonight we bring thankful reassurance that the President and First Lady are doing better, and the President may be returning to the White House as soon as tomorrow, and despite all the ill will against their speedy recovery, or recovery at all, know that the truest power on Earth is humility before God, prayer for others, and a good healthcare system."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).