And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with the continued uproar over The Debate, today illustrated by moderator Chris Wallace complaining of PTSD, or, comparing his shoddy performance to the horrors of war, and clearly Mister Wallace is Fox in name only, because that level of over the topism is all CNN, and then there's their useful Joe, who today implied he had no problem with a mute button, and we all remember he told the President, '... will you shut up, man...,' where he tipped his hand and exposed their entire platform in that simple slip: as their vision is shortsighted, it is incomplete, but they don't know it, or won't admit it, which makes them childish, so, they think they can talk but not listen, insult but not get insulted, lie but call you the liar, basically, to cancel you but never get canceled, and if you don't think it can happen to you, drink stronger coffee."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).