And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight by making connections, and by adding to the lessening burden of proof that the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus was engineered and released, with a geneticists' credible new theory that the lack of mutation thus far indicates the virus has either quickly adapted to people, or was already adapted to people, a clear distinction as to whether it was accidentally or purposefully released, and now the latter is in far clearer view, and beyond considering the human and economic toll the virus has already wreaked, consider the long term plan: the Chinese Communist Party only plays chess without time limits, and if we consider the American body politic as having a cancer, it started as all cancers do, a selfish cell that decides to go off on its own, and if not dealt with by the immune system, it creates other selfish cells that spread, and without treatment the only end game is the literal end game, and if we consider that George Floyd's tragic death was a catalyst that could never have been predicted, yet a catalyst that sped up the reaction and was consumed by it, as most tragically, George Floyd's death ended in vain, consider that the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus was like a carcinogen that sped up the reaction by design, and the selfish cell was caused by the original carcinogen, socialist thought, except, know that the country's immunity is as the President showed us at the White House tonight: he's ready to be the surgeon in general, and start excising."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).