And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with The Debate Part II, the President versus the former VP (and current Chinese VIP, more than allegedly), and the latter may have thought he was on an episode of 'Fear Factor: Gloom and Doom Edition,' it was that dark, and the President should have just walked onto the stage and greeted him, 'How ya doing, Big Guy,' and overall it was a pretty civil slugfest, on the President's part, and he was clearly the winner, as the VP threw more than his share below the belt, sucker punches that never landed, because you can't sucker the American people, Joe."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).