And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with the sad state of liberal journalism, which is somehow simultaneously surreal and sanctimoniously silly, as in pushing for a South African style Ministry of Truth if Joe Biden is elected, as if they think that'll help get Joe Biden elected, and even better is their allowable new line of 'Joe Questioning,' as in today's deep dive into what flavor milkshakes he had just purchased, and he answered a vanilla and a chocolate, what he was going to mix into a 'Black & White,' and clearly he was pandering to a press that believes he can unite the country like a milkshake."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).