And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Thursday night countdown night with the simplicity of asking whether Joe Biden is hiding out in his basement, and insists on wearing a mask in public, because he's a stone dumb criminal?"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).