And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Sunday night with conversations born of friends, and for a love of the movies, and a pitch for a golf movie set in the Middle East called 'Caddysheik,' where a rich young sheik falls in love with the game of golf and goes to America with his entire entourage and harem in tow, at all times, to play the legendary Pebble Hills Golf Club, but is denied access because it's for members only, although, it is in a new investment class of publicly traded golf courses, so the sheik decides on a hostile takeover and recruits disgraced former golf pro and financier Clint Eastwood to thwart the club's majority owner, Bill Murray, and today's Hollywood would never make that movie unless the club's owner was Donald Trump."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).