And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Wednesday night countdown night with Kamala Harris, and her subtlest of Fraudian slips, caught on a hot-mic the other day in the great rock n' roll city of Cleveland, Ohio asking a handler, 'Are we in Cleveland?' before going on to greet a tiny parking lot crowd with, 'Hey Cleveland, it's Kamala...,' and she clearly pronounced it 'camel-a,' and not the proper 'comma-la,' a total no-no according to both her and her handlers, so maybe even she doesn't know who she is, but moreso, how sincere can you be to a city when you have to ask which city you're in?"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).