And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with Election Night 2020, the final day of the President's all too short first term but first day of his to-be-sweet second, and the fitting culimination to a rather tumultuous year in American history, most would say, a surreal Shakespearean tragedy written by George Orwell and edited by Ken Kesey, his lunatics all poised to take over, but at this politically do or die hour slowly losing their poise, just like their candidate did, for the outcome was always preordained, and obvious to all: When the President wins, America wins..."