And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with debate night in Utah, and if the presidential debate last week was a street fight, knives and all, tonight's VP debate was like watching fencing, sophisticated, courteous parrying before the kill shots, and there were plenty, as both were sharp and precise, but, if a Kamala Harris advisor tweeted she would, '... nail him to the wall, and leave blood on the floor...,' the only problem was that Mike Pence continually sliced holes through her arguments, so clearly the deciding factor became demeanor and body language, and clearly VP Pence was the school principal, and Senator Harris had been sent to his office for being a mean girl."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).