And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with brevity, and former President Barack H. Obama, who'll be releasing part one of a two part memoir on November 17th of this election year, making it memoirs four and five, and it feels like even more, but he's gotta preserve his shrinking legacy, so at a reported 780 pages for part one, we can already review it: 'Barack Obama: Unplugged.'"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).