And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with technology, the religion of Silicon Valley, and with a simple story as precursor to the complex, as we revisit with the levity in last night's 'Forty-five,' the story of archaeological cannabis found in the city of Tel Arad, Israel, except when 'Tel Arad' was typed into the machine, it was auto-corrected to 'Tel Arab,' and just take a second to process that, and how that would've read, and it should make you chuckle, then take a bit longer to ponder how long before the machine stops correcting your spelling and your grammar, and starts correcting your word choice."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).