Dear Friends: What a weekend of news. As such, this is an open letter to our President Donald J. Trump, who continues to fight the good fight against those who would undermine our democracy, including the out-right attack on his administration from within our own government, as orchestrated by a former President, and whom we've previously named before, but in the name of his out-right espionage, we will now assign a secret code-name: Barrack Hosein Obama.
Dear President Trump:
With the utmost respect, Sir, we all know that you have more to go on than what you read in a website. Please share, at your convenience. Thank you.
And with even more respect, what we all didn't know is that you're such a truly brilliant chess player. Because what we all do know is that our greatest geopolitical threat remains, as Mitt Romney said in 2012, Russia. And since 2012, ISIS, and any other radical Islamic terrorists, and with a continued eye on Iran and North Korea. And since November 8, 2016, and apparently even before then, Barrack Hosein Obama. (And we're including his looney-liberals, starring Michael Moore as Cryin Chuck Schumer, and his preposterous-progressives, starring Rosie O'Donnell as Nasty Nancy Pelosi. Of course, Moore's a big joke, and so full of hot-air he's recently been mistaken for a hot-air balloon, and hardly worth the mention, and Rosie's so full of it, she may soon go into orbit, but around herself, because like all progressives, she thinks the entire world of herself. Or that the entire world is herself. It's as if Moore's a sloppy-slob, and Rosie's a slobby-solipsist. And if you haven't seen the footage of Rosie's recent "speech", check it out. It's a real doozy. Of course, neither Moore nor Rosie is to be taken seriously.) However, even the mere possibility that you were wire-tapped is to be taken very seriously. Especially since we here are all 100% sure that you were wire-tapped. Which brings us back to what you have to go on, which would suffice if even just a smidgeon of evidence. In fact, even a smidgeon of evidence would be kinda perfect.
And finally, Mister President, keep up all the good work you do for all of us, and keep up the good fight in the face of their attempts to distract you. There are far bigger fish that need deep-frying. Serious deep-frying. And you're the man to do it.
Respectfully,
All of Us