And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Monday night countdown night with two contrasting campaigns, the President hitting not one, not two, but three separate locations today in the crucial battleground state of Pennsylvania, maybe the most crucial of them all, and of course 'No Energy Joe' was also in Pennsylvania today, specifically in Chester, which for the unfamiliar is an easy 30 minute drive from Wilmington to a low-income industrial city of mostly black and hispanic neighborhoods, so in reality Joe's sole effort today was 'proximity pandering,' and anybody following Joe's so-called campaign might want to consider the prescient words of George Orwell, that unknown comedian who was once quoted in the New York Times, 'Every joke is a tiny revolution,' because as such, Joe Biden's campaign is one of the tiniest revolutions in history."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).