And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight on the eve of The Debate Part II, which will be a muted debate, literally, a perfect metaphor for the Dems' absurd attempts to control all narratives, but a strategy certain to backfire, because we all know Joe, and two minutes on his own is more than enough time to put his foot in his mouth, and follow it with the other."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).