And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with a Saturday night review of 'Saturday Night Live,' the venerable television show that's long been the gold standard for satirizing politics, even if recent years have seen an uptick in the sermonizing, and not from Father Guido Sarducci, or the Church Lady, and now they've announced the return of Alec Baldwin as President Trump, because apparently we haven't seen that angry act before, and will introduce Jim Carrey as Joe Biden, and when asked whether he'd be seeking to channel his Lloyd Christmas from 'Dumb and Dumber,' Mister Carrey replied he was leaning more toward his lawyer in 'Liar Liar.'"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).