And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with the only news that matters, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, known lovingly to the left as RBG, has passed away peacefully at her home at age 87, a surprise even to those paying attention and a shocking development in a year of relentless developments, for even if you didn't agree with her misguided legal positions, you respected her legacy as irreplaceable to liberals, and yet, just like her long time conservative foe and off-court friend and mutual operaphile, Antonin Scalia, she will be replaced, and, likely before the election, because that's just how politics works in an existential election year, and just know, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a fighter until the end, would've relished the battle."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).