And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight being legally brief, just like the confirmation of Justice Amy Coney Barrett will be, she the most impressive of Judge Barbara Lagoa, and her Florida and Latino votes, and Judge Allison Jones Rushing, 38 and would sit for decades, unless she pulls a John Roberts, and would sit for decades, but it's all about Amy Coney Barrett, and the President loving to tweak as much as he loves to win, and waiting until Saturday to slow play his winning hand."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).