And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with the Friday night before the fight, that pending battle royale to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg, honorably laid to rest today beside her husband at Arlington National Cemetery, but not before a final and fitting salute to her 'Notorious RBG' persona by her personal trainer, performing her iconic pushups, and as such it's not too soon to coin Amy Coney Barrett as the 'Angelic ACB,' for how she will have to handle the hell the Dems plan to put her through, but as the old saying goes, you have to go through hell to get to Heaven, in ACB's case, a lifelong seat preserving the Constitution of this great nation, and with the good faith that she will never employ faith in her decisions, but will employ her spine."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).