And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Saturday night going to eleven, after a rare Saturday afternoon appearance by 'No Energy Joe,' and he wasn't riding a bike or buying milkshakes or feeding pigeons in the park, he was campaigning hard(ly) in the battleground state of Pennsylvania and trying to remove his enormous energy foot-print from voters' minds, and being the political Joe that he is, he goes to the town of Dallas, Pennsylvania, which immediately caused Steelers fans to throw in the towel and Eagles fans to boo, and not made much better when Joe began his speech with, 'Hello Cleveland! How 'bout them Cowboys!'"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at the new time of 11:00... ish).