And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with Saturday night sci-fi theory night, election edition, and it's clear that Democrat nominee Joe Biden has been more on the money lately, both in the bank account and mentally speaking, and a highly educated explanation proposed by credibly biased scientists is that 'Not so slow Joe' has been transfused with 50% of Hunter's brain cells."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).