And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Tuesday night countdown night with the Dems in a nutshell, and look no further than Joe's speech today, which began, 'My name's Joe Biden, I'm Jill Biden's husband, and I'm Kamala's running mate,' and that's no joke, and on a day when it was announced that both Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren would be in Joe's fantasy cabinet, and Ilhan Omar is already greenlighting her progressive platform of court packing, and 'Omar's Green New Deal (more green for her), and no more fracking, and all after AOC wasted little time and little intellect tweeting to 'Expand the court' before Justice Amy Coney Barrett had even lifted her hand from the Bible last night, and do the Dems know that in order to play poker you need fifty two cards, no more, and certainly no less."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).